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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can someone living alone in their own apartment reduce the cost of their electric bills?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

PlayStation Plus free open-world RPG is 3 times the size of Skyrim - GAMINGbible

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Scientists Stunned as Rare Phenomenon Emerges from Arctic’s Icy Depths - Indian Defence Review

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

'Hertz Would Never:' Man Gets Pulled Over In a Rental. Then He Reaches For the Enterprise Car’s Registration - Motor1.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

No go.

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Then came..

4 'Healthy' Trends That Need to Stop Now, According to a Dietitian - EatingWell

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Deadly fungus that can 'eat you from the inside out' is now in the U.S. and quickly spreading around the world - Earth.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Baseball Opens MCWS With 7-4 Win Over Arizona - Coastal Carolina University Athletics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do you start a tech startup as a non-technical person?